With all the craziness surrounding us there isn’t much time for jokes, but Sardarji jokes always bring a smile on one’s face. Here are some I received by email today. Enjoy!
American told sardar: Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.
Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
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Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
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Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
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2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.
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Doctor to patient (sardar) : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to
see any one before you die?
Patient (Sardar) : Yes. A good doctor.
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On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him, “Darling on our
engagement
day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.
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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the
computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright ”
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I find nothing humorous about the mockery made of the people of the Sikh faith. These people have a beautiful culture, and the ridiculing of them is nothing short of rac… nah, I’m just fucking with you.