MicroPakistan

This is a humourous piece that has been forwarding around the net. Missing anything?

1. You get shocked when someone stops at a yellow light
2. You never really know what to say when someone asks you what there is to see in  Karachi
3. You know where to find a “dhol vaala”
4. You’ve never really seen a tourist
5. Its December and you attend 5 mehndis/shaadis in one night and end up meeting the same people at each of them
6. You use the phrases “whats the scene?” “scene on hai” or  ”whose he sceening with?”
7. You still have some of Everest/ABBA Videos movies and dont plan to return them
8. You’ve met a Parsi
9. You’ve given an exam at Regent Plaza
10. You feel you never have to wait in line if you are with “lay-diss” (ladies)
11. You’ve bought a dvd of a movie that hasnt even been released yet
12. You actually dress up and go “out for coffee”
13. You used to go for tuitions even though you didnt learn much at them
14. You say that you really like that restaurant/shop and someone says “oh yea, my family owns that”
15.  You categorize people as “burgers” or “melas”
16. You roll down your car window and you can actually touch the car next to you…and you do!
17. You go by landmarks not street names
18. Your only argument in the Lahore/Karachi debate is “well we have a beach”
19. You own at least either a Corolla or a Civic
20. You never realized that North Nazimabad was actually in the North
21. You never have dinner before 1am in the month of december (shaadi season)
22. You’ve always wondered what “khayaban” meant
23. You know the “telefun” number by heart even though you dont know what
“telefun” is/does
24. You blame everything on K.E.S.C
25. Your school gets closed when it rains